Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 27, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 23, 2023

😄 Perfect joke!

Mashaka (Guest) on August 13, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 4, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 31, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 29, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Shamsa (Guest) on July 27, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

John Malisa (Guest) on July 14, 2023

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 6, 2023

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Omar (Guest) on July 6, 2023

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 5, 2023

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Chum (Guest) on July 3, 2023

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 2, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Rahim (Guest) on July 1, 2023

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

George Tenga (Guest) on June 30, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Shabani (Guest) on June 30, 2023

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Saidi (Guest) on June 14, 2023

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 13, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

David Chacha (Guest) on May 31, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 23, 2023

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 16, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 3, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 3, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Yahya (Guest) on April 23, 2023

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 9, 2023

😄 You got me!

Zakia (Guest) on April 5, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 31, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 16, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 9, 2023

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 21, 2023

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 25, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Mwalimu (Guest) on January 21, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Sofia (Guest) on January 21, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Rashid (Guest) on January 20, 2023

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Bahati (Guest) on January 19, 2023

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 17, 2023

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 16, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Mariam (Guest) on January 15, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

George Tenga (Guest) on January 13, 2023

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 11, 2023

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 3, 2023

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Rashid (Guest) on January 2, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Ali (Guest) on December 28, 2022

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Mwanais (Guest) on December 24, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 13, 2022

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Wande (Guest) on December 8, 2022

😄 Too good!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 28, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Omar (Guest) on November 27, 2022

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 22, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Latifa (Guest) on November 22, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 20, 2022

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 15, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Nassor (Guest) on November 11, 2022

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 30, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 30, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Nyota (Guest) on October 30, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 29, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Wande (Guest) on October 28, 2022

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 27, 2022

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 26, 2022

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂