What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 31, 2022

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 21, 2022

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Kassim (Guest) on December 6, 2022

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Kijakazi (Guest) on November 27, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Faiza (Guest) on November 21, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 17, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 3, 2022

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 18, 2022

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Mwagonda (Guest) on October 16, 2022

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 14, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Ali (Guest) on October 5, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 29, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 15, 2022

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Maimuna (Guest) on September 14, 2022

😂 This joke just made my day!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 7, 2022

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 1, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 29, 2022

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 22, 2022

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 20, 2022

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 17, 2022

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 8, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 8, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 30, 2022

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 27, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Salum (Guest) on July 23, 2022

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 14, 2022

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 9, 2022

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 28, 2022

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 27, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on June 17, 2022

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 30, 2022

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 25, 2022

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 23, 2022

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 20, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Halimah (Guest) on May 6, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 24, 2022

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Hassan (Guest) on April 19, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 6, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 2, 2022

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Fikiri (Guest) on March 21, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 21, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 15, 2022

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 3, 2022

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 22, 2022

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 31, 2022

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 21, 2022

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 16, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Daudi (Guest) on January 8, 2022

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 4, 2022

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 31, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 29, 2021

😃 Instant mood boost!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 26, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Shani (Guest) on December 20, 2021

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 8, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 18, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 15, 2021

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 7, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 7, 2021

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 6, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 5, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆