What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 8, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 5, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 2, 2022

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Makame (Guest) on November 2, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Majid (Guest) on November 1, 2022

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 1, 2022

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 1, 2022

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 25, 2022

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Ahmed (Guest) on October 16, 2022

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Masika (Guest) on October 16, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 15, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Fadhila (Guest) on October 10, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 9, 2022

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Kassim (Guest) on October 6, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Khatib (Guest) on October 5, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 4, 2022

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Khadija (Guest) on September 28, 2022

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

John Malisa (Guest) on September 28, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 26, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 24, 2022

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 21, 2022

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Jamila (Guest) on August 23, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Fatuma (Guest) on August 21, 2022

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 20, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 19, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 19, 2022

😂 I need to save this one forever!

James Malima (Guest) on August 16, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 7, 2022

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Habiba (Guest) on July 25, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Shukuru (Guest) on July 24, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 20, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 8, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 1, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mashaka (Guest) on June 21, 2022

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Muslima (Guest) on June 10, 2022

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 8, 2022

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 6, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Raha (Guest) on May 17, 2022

😄 Too good!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 13, 2022

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 10, 2022

😅 I needed that laugh!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 8, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Husna (Guest) on May 8, 2022

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 29, 2022

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 28, 2022

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 26, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Jamila (Guest) on April 25, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 2, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 29, 2022

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

John Lissu (Guest) on March 23, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 20, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 17, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 12, 2022

😅 I needed that!

Latifa (Guest) on February 24, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Shamsa (Guest) on February 23, 2022

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 11, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 5, 2022

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 24, 2022

😆 Totally hilarious!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 30, 2021

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 21, 2021

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 13, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️