Where do cows go on the weekend?

Rahma (Guest) on September 6, 2022

😁 This just made my day!

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 29, 2022

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 29, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 29, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 29, 2022

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 26, 2022

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Maimuna (Guest) on August 20, 2022

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Bahati (Guest) on August 20, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 18, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 15, 2022

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 14, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Aziza (Guest) on August 13, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Farida (Guest) on July 27, 2022

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Salima (Guest) on July 11, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 8, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Biashara (Guest) on July 6, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

James Kimani (Guest) on July 3, 2022

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Mwanais (Guest) on June 29, 2022

😄 You got me!

Mohamed (Guest) on June 19, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 16, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 11, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Leila (Guest) on June 11, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 11, 2022

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

John Lissu (Guest) on June 10, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Baridi (Guest) on June 2, 2022

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 31, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 25, 2022

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 24, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 8, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Furaha (Guest) on May 7, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 29, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 9, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Aziza (Guest) on April 6, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Yusuf (Guest) on April 1, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 26, 2022

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Hawa (Guest) on March 13, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 12, 2022

😆 That punchline!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 1, 2022

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Ndoto (Guest) on February 21, 2022

🤣 This one got me good!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 17, 2022

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 6, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 27, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 20, 2022

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 16, 2022

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Ahmed (Guest) on January 15, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mchuma (Guest) on January 15, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 15, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Warda (Guest) on January 8, 2022

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

George Mallya (Guest) on January 1, 2022

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Abubakari (Guest) on January 1, 2022

😂 So funny!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 24, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 18, 2021

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 17, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

James Kimani (Guest) on December 5, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 4, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 30, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 21, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Mwagonda (Guest) on October 30, 2021

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 14, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 7, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️