Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Binti (Guest) on November 5, 2022

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 30, 2022

😄 Nailed it!

Rukia (Guest) on October 23, 2022

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Chum (Guest) on October 22, 2022

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Nassor (Guest) on October 18, 2022

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Warda (Guest) on October 14, 2022

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Bakari (Guest) on October 11, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 8, 2022

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Mashaka (Guest) on September 16, 2022

😄 Too good!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 13, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 7, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Mashaka (Guest) on September 2, 2022

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 1, 2022

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

George Tenga (Guest) on August 27, 2022

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 20, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Binti (Guest) on August 18, 2022

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 9, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 26, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 25, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 21, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 18, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Salum (Guest) on July 7, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Zubeida (Guest) on July 4, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 3, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Wande (Guest) on July 1, 2022

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 1, 2022

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 22, 2022

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Arifa (Guest) on June 16, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 14, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 12, 2022

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Yahya (Guest) on June 11, 2022

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Rubea (Guest) on June 6, 2022

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Baridi (Guest) on May 28, 2022

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Abubakari (Guest) on May 25, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Jabir (Guest) on May 3, 2022

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 19, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 14, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 14, 2022

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 12, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Hassan (Guest) on April 2, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 28, 2022

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

John Mushi (Guest) on March 12, 2022

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Kheri (Guest) on March 9, 2022

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 8, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mazrui (Guest) on February 27, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 26, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 17, 2022

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 17, 2022

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 17, 2022

🤣 This one’s fire!

Shamim (Guest) on February 7, 2022

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 21, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 18, 2022

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Neema (Guest) on January 18, 2022

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Shukuru (Guest) on January 13, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Chiku (Guest) on December 27, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 22, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 17, 2021

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 26, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Josephine (Guest) on November 26, 2021

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Yusra (Guest) on November 23, 2021

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆