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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama? Angalia hoja za baba na mama kila mmoja anadai ni wake

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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama?

Mume alimpa mkewe talaka wakaenda mahakamani ili hakimu aamue nani akae na mtoto.

MME: Akasimama akauliza hivi: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi nikichukua ATM card nikaingiza kwenye mashine ikatoa pesa, sasa pesa zitakuwa ni za ATM au zakwangu?

MKE: Akasimama na kusema: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi ukimwaga mbegu ktk shamba la mtu mti ukiota utakuwa wa kwako au wa mwenye shamba?.

Hebu tumsaidie hakimu aamue kesi hii…
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Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 11, 2019

Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🀣🀣

Zakaria (Guest) on June 27, 2019

πŸ˜… Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 22, 2019

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πŸ˜„ Dhahabu ya vichekesho!

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Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 7, 2019

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Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 6, 2019

🀣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

Nashon (Guest) on January 20, 2019

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho kamili!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 8, 2019

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🀣😭

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Mna talent ya jokes! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

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πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

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πŸ˜† Bado nacheka!

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πŸ˜† Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

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🀣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!

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Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

John Kamande (Guest) on December 12, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Kali sana!

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πŸ˜† Naihifadhi hii!

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Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 1, 2017

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! πŸ˜†

Khamis (Guest) on September 30, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Hii ni ya kuhifadhi!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 27, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Lazima nihifadhi hii!

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Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! πŸ†

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