What did the baker say to his wife?

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 3, 2021

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Ali (Guest) on November 1, 2021

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 30, 2021

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 17, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 13, 2021

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Khadija (Guest) on October 6, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 4, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Selemani (Guest) on September 12, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 8, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Sofia (Guest) on August 22, 2021

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Daudi (Guest) on August 19, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 4, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Halimah (Guest) on July 30, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Wande (Guest) on July 20, 2021

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 19, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Zuhura (Guest) on July 17, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 3, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 2, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 24, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 20, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

James Mduma (Guest) on June 15, 2021

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 15, 2021

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Chiku (Guest) on June 14, 2021

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Rashid (Guest) on June 6, 2021

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 2, 2021

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 1, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Maida (Guest) on May 20, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 16, 2021

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Salma (Guest) on April 26, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Halimah (Guest) on April 26, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Mchawi (Guest) on April 21, 2021

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 16, 2021

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 11, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 5, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 3, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Ndoto (Guest) on March 29, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Abdillah (Guest) on March 27, 2021

😆 Bookmarking this!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 25, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Aziza (Guest) on March 24, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Shamim (Guest) on March 24, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 4, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Josephine (Guest) on March 4, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 28, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 25, 2021

🤣 This one’s fire!

Juma (Guest) on February 15, 2021

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 12, 2021

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 10, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 31, 2021

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 23, 2021

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 21, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 15, 2021

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 2, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 30, 2020

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 27, 2020

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Fatuma (Guest) on December 17, 2020

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 11, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 6, 2020

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Yusra (Guest) on November 26, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 13, 2020

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Maneno (Guest) on October 31, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯