What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

Yusuf (Guest) on May 29, 2021

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Habiba (Guest) on May 29, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Jabir (Guest) on May 25, 2021

😆 I’m dying over here!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 20, 2021

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 18, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Yahya (Guest) on May 16, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 11, 2021

😂 This joke just made my day!

Kassim (Guest) on May 10, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Zawadi (Guest) on May 8, 2021

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 27, 2021

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Zakia (Guest) on April 22, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 19, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 18, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Robert Okello (Guest) on April 5, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Zulekha (Guest) on March 31, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Tabu (Guest) on March 20, 2021

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 11, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 2, 2021

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 27, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 26, 2021

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 17, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Shukuru (Guest) on February 10, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 27, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 22, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Nassor (Guest) on January 12, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Rubea (Guest) on December 30, 2020

😂 So funny!

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 21, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Hassan (Guest) on December 18, 2020

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Baridi (Guest) on December 8, 2020

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Yusra (Guest) on November 25, 2020

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Raha (Guest) on November 24, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 21, 2020

😂 This is a keeper!

Zawadi (Guest) on November 18, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Kheri (Guest) on November 16, 2020

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Baridi (Guest) on November 15, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 13, 2020

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 10, 2020

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 6, 2020

😁 This is gold!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 2, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 2, 2020

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Khamis (Guest) on November 1, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Sofia (Guest) on October 17, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2020

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 4, 2020

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Issa (Guest) on September 27, 2020

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 20, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Saidi (Guest) on September 20, 2020

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 15, 2020

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Chum (Guest) on September 15, 2020

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 7, 2020

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 31, 2020

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mchawi (Guest) on August 30, 2020

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Baridi (Guest) on August 20, 2020

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mzee (Guest) on August 20, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 17, 2020

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Salum (Guest) on August 14, 2020

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 12, 2020

😄 Too good!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 8, 2020

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Bakari (Guest) on July 26, 2020

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Shukuru (Guest) on July 22, 2020

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️