What do birds do on Halloween?

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 28, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 19, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Warda (Guest) on September 18, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 7, 2021

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 10, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 29, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 23, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 22, 2021

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 21, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Jaffar (Guest) on June 8, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 30, 2021

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 24, 2021

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 22, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 22, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Ahmed (Guest) on May 16, 2021

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 16, 2021

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 15, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Farida (Guest) on May 5, 2021

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 5, 2021

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 20, 2021

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 16, 2021

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 2, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 29, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Khadija (Guest) on March 29, 2021

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Mchawi (Guest) on March 25, 2021

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Kazija (Guest) on March 24, 2021

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Aziza (Guest) on March 23, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 20, 2021

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Abdullah (Guest) on March 11, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 3, 2021

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 28, 2021

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 24, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Chum (Guest) on February 7, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Chiku (Guest) on January 20, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Nchi (Guest) on January 18, 2021

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Nashon (Guest) on January 9, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 3, 2021

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

John Lissu (Guest) on January 1, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 31, 2020

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 19, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 17, 2020

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Husna (Guest) on December 12, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 12, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 9, 2020

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Aziza (Guest) on December 4, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Salima (Guest) on November 15, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Shabani (Guest) on November 13, 2020

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 12, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Rahim (Guest) on November 11, 2020

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 8, 2020

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 27, 2020

🤣 This one got me good!

Mwanais (Guest) on October 26, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Rabia (Guest) on October 22, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Zawadi (Guest) on October 7, 2020

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 4, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 30, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 29, 2020

😆 I’m dying over here!

Arifa (Guest) on September 26, 2020

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Nasra (Guest) on September 17, 2020

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Daudi (Guest) on September 13, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆