What do you call a fly with no wings?

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 12, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 11, 2021

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Juma (Guest) on October 5, 2021

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Abdullah (Guest) on September 25, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 18, 2021

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 18, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 5, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Hashim (Guest) on August 31, 2021

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 25, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 24, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 24, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 12, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 4, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 1, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Salma (Guest) on July 30, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Masika (Guest) on July 28, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

John Mushi (Guest) on July 14, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 5, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 1, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 28, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 27, 2021

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Omar (Guest) on June 18, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 17, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Jamila (Guest) on June 15, 2021

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 9, 2021

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Baridi (Guest) on June 2, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 24, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

John Malisa (Guest) on May 24, 2021

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 19, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Nyota (Guest) on May 16, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Rashid (Guest) on May 3, 2021

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 1, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Hassan (Guest) on April 19, 2021

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 27, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Kahina (Guest) on March 24, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Sharifa (Guest) on March 21, 2021

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 18, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 15, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Mchawi (Guest) on February 26, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

John Malisa (Guest) on February 22, 2021

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 19, 2021

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 12, 2021

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 10, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 28, 2021

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 27, 2021

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 13, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Ahmed (Guest) on January 12, 2021

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 30, 2020

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 30, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 21, 2020

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 18, 2020

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Salma (Guest) on November 27, 2020

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 26, 2020

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Salum (Guest) on November 11, 2020

😆 That punchline!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 31, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 24, 2020

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 20, 2020

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 9, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 2, 2020

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Mariam (Guest) on September 25, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!