What was born to succeed?

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 22, 2022

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Neema (Guest) on March 10, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 2, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 27, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

John Kamande (Guest) on February 14, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 2, 2022

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 23, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 21, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 20, 2022

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Kahina (Guest) on January 5, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 31, 2021

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 15, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 14, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

George Tenga (Guest) on December 14, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 14, 2021

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Mohamed (Guest) on December 7, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 28, 2021

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 19, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 15, 2021

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 2, 2021

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Maida (Guest) on October 19, 2021

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Kheri (Guest) on October 16, 2021

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 14, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 10, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

James Kawawa (Guest) on September 16, 2021

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mchawi (Guest) on September 9, 2021

😁 This is gold!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 8, 2021

😄 You got me good!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 28, 2021

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Mchuma (Guest) on August 14, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 8, 2021

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 31, 2021

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Furaha (Guest) on July 29, 2021

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 25, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 17, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Jaffar (Guest) on July 17, 2021

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mchawi (Guest) on June 10, 2021

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 10, 2021

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Mjaka (Guest) on May 30, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Kheri (Guest) on May 19, 2021

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 18, 2021

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 12, 2021

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Rahim (Guest) on April 29, 2021

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 14, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Muslima (Guest) on March 17, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 9, 2021

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Selemani (Guest) on March 5, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 23, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Kheri (Guest) on February 21, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 17, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Nahida (Guest) on February 15, 2021

😆 Saving this one!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 12, 2021

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 12, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 11, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 9, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Safiya (Guest) on February 7, 2021

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 6, 2021

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Kassim (Guest) on February 5, 2021

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 1, 2021

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 22, 2021

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 13, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄