Which monster is the best dance partner?

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 11, 2021

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Jaffar (Guest) on November 23, 2021

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Ali (Guest) on November 19, 2021

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Maneno (Guest) on November 12, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 31, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Amir (Guest) on October 24, 2021

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 17, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 4, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Latifa (Guest) on September 29, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 26, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Rubea (Guest) on September 26, 2021

😅 I needed that laugh!

Nasra (Guest) on September 24, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Mazrui (Guest) on September 21, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Mgeni (Guest) on September 20, 2021

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Tambwe (Guest) on September 17, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Biashara (Guest) on September 6, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Mustafa (Guest) on September 3, 2021

😄 Perfect joke!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 29, 2021

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Habiba (Guest) on August 23, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 18, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Abubakari (Guest) on August 17, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 30, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Rahim (Guest) on July 30, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 29, 2021

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 24, 2021

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 18, 2021

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Abdullah (Guest) on July 16, 2021

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 13, 2021

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 8, 2021

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Habiba (Guest) on July 5, 2021

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Wande (Guest) on July 4, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 28, 2021

😂 This is a keeper!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 20, 2021

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Omar (Guest) on June 19, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 4, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mgeni (Guest) on May 17, 2021

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 12, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Sofia (Guest) on May 10, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 3, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 30, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Rahma (Guest) on April 16, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Majid (Guest) on April 13, 2021

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Hamida (Guest) on April 10, 2021

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Bakari (Guest) on April 8, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Shabani (Guest) on April 2, 2021

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 28, 2021

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 27, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Rubea (Guest) on March 19, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Juma (Guest) on March 14, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Shamsa (Guest) on March 10, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 24, 2021

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 8, 2021

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 24, 2021

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 16, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 15, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 15, 2021

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Shukuru (Guest) on December 23, 2020

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 18, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Nassor (Guest) on December 16, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 6, 2020

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧