Why did the book join the police force?

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 14, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 30, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 30, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Rabia (Guest) on August 26, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 25, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Mhina (Guest) on August 24, 2021

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mwanais (Guest) on August 24, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 23, 2021

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Amani (Guest) on August 12, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Kheri (Guest) on August 1, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 28, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Safiya (Guest) on July 24, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 23, 2021

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Nasra (Guest) on July 23, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 6, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Abdullah (Guest) on June 21, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Masika (Guest) on June 13, 2021

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 11, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 8, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 4, 2021

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 28, 2021

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 21, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 20, 2021

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 18, 2021

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 18, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 30, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Mohamed (Guest) on April 27, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 18, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Omar (Guest) on April 2, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 27, 2021

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

George Tenga (Guest) on March 26, 2021

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Zuhura (Guest) on March 21, 2021

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Binti (Guest) on February 22, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 20, 2021

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Issack (Guest) on February 6, 2021

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Zakia (Guest) on February 1, 2021

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 29, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Halimah (Guest) on January 27, 2021

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 27, 2020

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 23, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 17, 2020

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Yusra (Guest) on December 14, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Sekela (Guest) on December 6, 2020

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 5, 2020

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Arifa (Guest) on December 4, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Kahina (Guest) on November 20, 2020

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 10, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 29, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Khatib (Guest) on October 29, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 22, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Asha (Guest) on October 21, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 21, 2020

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Nahida (Guest) on October 2, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 29, 2020

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

James Kawawa (Guest) on September 25, 2020

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

John Lissu (Guest) on September 22, 2020

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Zubeida (Guest) on September 20, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 9, 2020

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 5, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 27, 2020

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡