Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

Halima (Guest) on August 8, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 4, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Amina (Guest) on August 3, 2021

😂 So funny!

Abubakari (Guest) on July 30, 2021

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 19, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Rahma (Guest) on July 16, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 15, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 11, 2021

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 27, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Warda (Guest) on June 18, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Masika (Guest) on June 1, 2021

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 25, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mohamed (Guest) on May 23, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 11, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Azima (Guest) on April 27, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 27, 2021

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

George Mallya (Guest) on April 26, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 22, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 21, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 18, 2021

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 16, 2021

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 12, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 1, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 28, 2021

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Umi (Guest) on March 26, 2021

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 26, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Fadhili (Guest) on March 14, 2021

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Khamis (Guest) on March 10, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Umi (Guest) on March 1, 2021

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 21, 2021

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

David Chacha (Guest) on February 20, 2021

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Khalifa (Guest) on February 15, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 13, 2021

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 22, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Muslima (Guest) on January 21, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 15, 2021

😁 This made my day!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 14, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 3, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Sarafina (Guest) on December 27, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 25, 2020

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 14, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 7, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 5, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on November 30, 2020

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 17, 2020

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 31, 2020

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 29, 2020

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 3, 2020

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Abubakari (Guest) on September 12, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Khadija (Guest) on September 10, 2020

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Maulid (Guest) on September 6, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Umi (Guest) on August 31, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 31, 2020

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Nasra (Guest) on August 18, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 8, 2020

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 6, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Salum (Guest) on July 30, 2020

😄 You totally won the internet today!

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 30, 2020

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 29, 2020

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

John Mushi (Guest) on July 22, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️