Why was Santa’s helper sad?

Nyota (Guest) on September 4, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Rahma (Guest) on September 2, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 18, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 13, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Hawa (Guest) on August 11, 2021

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 8, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 27, 2021

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 25, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 23, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Jafari (Guest) on July 23, 2021

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 16, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 10, 2021

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Nassar (Guest) on June 28, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 27, 2021

😆 Saving this one!

Mchuma (Guest) on June 22, 2021

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Neema (Guest) on June 8, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 4, 2021

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 3, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Halimah (Guest) on June 2, 2021

😆 I’m dying over here!

Ali (Guest) on May 31, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Wande (Guest) on May 29, 2021

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Abdillah (Guest) on May 29, 2021

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 7, 2021

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 4, 2021

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on April 1, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 31, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 19, 2021

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 15, 2021

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Jamila (Guest) on March 12, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 9, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Rabia (Guest) on February 21, 2021

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 12, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 9, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 9, 2021

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 4, 2021

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 1, 2021

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 18, 2021

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 18, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Furaha (Guest) on January 13, 2021

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Zubeida (Guest) on December 31, 2020

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

David Chacha (Guest) on December 24, 2020

😆 That punchline!

John Kamande (Guest) on December 23, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Biashara (Guest) on December 19, 2020

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 18, 2020

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Zulekha (Guest) on December 7, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Josephine (Guest) on December 4, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Fikiri (Guest) on December 1, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Zainab (Guest) on November 29, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Mustafa (Guest) on November 22, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 21, 2020

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mjaka (Guest) on November 6, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 19, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Habiba (Guest) on October 4, 2020

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Rahim (Guest) on September 28, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 27, 2020

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Fadhili (Guest) on September 24, 2020

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 11, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 6, 2020

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 24, 2020

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Athumani (Guest) on August 22, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️