Why was the math book always worried?

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 9, 2021

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Maida (Guest) on November 4, 2021

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Zakia (Guest) on October 29, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 27, 2021

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 20, 2021

😆 Totally hilarious!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 19, 2021

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 16, 2021

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 12, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Mwanais (Guest) on October 6, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

John Kamande (Guest) on September 27, 2021

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 27, 2021

😁 This just made my day!

Sofia (Guest) on September 26, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Latifa (Guest) on September 24, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Maida (Guest) on September 19, 2021

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Asha (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Neema (Guest) on September 5, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 31, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 22, 2021

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Mariam (Guest) on August 16, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Maneno (Guest) on August 9, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 3, 2021

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 28, 2021

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 23, 2021

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 22, 2021

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Makame (Guest) on July 9, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Khatib (Guest) on July 7, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 18, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 29, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 25, 2021

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 6, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 2, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Mgeni (Guest) on May 2, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 27, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Tambwe (Guest) on April 15, 2021

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 6, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 5, 2021

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 22, 2021

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 21, 2021

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Shamim (Guest) on March 20, 2021

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 19, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Bakari (Guest) on March 17, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Hamida (Guest) on March 16, 2021

😄 You got me good!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 8, 2021

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Warda (Guest) on March 7, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 4, 2021

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 27, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Maimuna (Guest) on January 28, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 28, 2021

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 26, 2021

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 26, 2021

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 23, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Arifa (Guest) on January 17, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Biashara (Guest) on January 15, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 4, 2021

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Jamal (Guest) on December 26, 2020

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Jaffar (Guest) on December 20, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 10, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 10, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Khalifa (Guest) on December 5, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Maneno (Guest) on November 24, 2020

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓