Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert?

Shamsa (Guest) on October 3, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 2, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 29, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Issa (Guest) on September 25, 2021

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 24, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Hashim (Guest) on September 24, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 4, 2021

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

John Kamande (Guest) on August 31, 2021

😂 This is a keeper!

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 24, 2021

😆 That punchline!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 16, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 14, 2021

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Sharifa (Guest) on July 29, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Khalifa (Guest) on July 19, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 17, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 10, 2021

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 3, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 30, 2021

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 29, 2021

😂 So funny!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 27, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

John Lissu (Guest) on June 26, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Farida (Guest) on June 25, 2021

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 22, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

James Kawawa (Guest) on June 19, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Maulid (Guest) on May 31, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Abdillah (Guest) on May 30, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Latifa (Guest) on May 23, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Mariam (Guest) on May 23, 2021

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Rashid (Guest) on May 21, 2021

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Zakaria (Guest) on May 20, 2021

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Husna (Guest) on May 9, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 7, 2021

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Yahya (Guest) on April 29, 2021

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 29, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 27, 2021

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Maneno (Guest) on April 19, 2021

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Khamis (Guest) on April 18, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Rubea (Guest) on April 9, 2021

😆 Still cracking up!

Tambwe (Guest) on March 31, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 30, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 28, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Zulekha (Guest) on March 25, 2021

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Issa (Guest) on March 17, 2021

😁 This made my day!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 8, 2021

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Fatuma (Guest) on February 28, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Jamal (Guest) on February 24, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 23, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

James Mduma (Guest) on February 15, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Zuhura (Guest) on February 8, 2021

😄 Nailed it!

Shamim (Guest) on February 3, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 21, 2021

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Ahmed (Guest) on January 19, 2021

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on January 12, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 6, 2021

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 3, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Kiza (Guest) on December 30, 2020

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 21, 2020

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 16, 2020

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Selemani (Guest) on December 12, 2020

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 9, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Hassan (Guest) on December 2, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!