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Mvua zazua kasheshe! Soma hii..

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Baba- : Halloo mke wangu.. yaani ni shida sitaweza kurudi nyumban, daraja limevunjika na kutoka morogoro kurudi dar haiwezekani
MAMA:- Mme wangu morogoro ulienda bila kuniaga! ?
BABA:- Ilikuwa ni ghafla sana mke wangu sikuweza kukwambia
MAMA:- kha! Sasa watoto nani atawaangalia
BABA:- Unasemaje! We uko wapi kwan
MAMA:- Niko bagamoyo na daraja limeondolewa na maji sitaweza kurudi.
BABA:- Unasemaje we mwanamke.. nakwambia nikukute nyumban ndani ya dk 15
Baada ya dk 15 Baba kafika nyumban.
MAMA:- Haya umefkaje kutoka morogoro?
BABA:- Nimepewa lift na helkopta ya Mbowe..

Kama umeipenda shea na rfiki zakooo…..

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Zulekha (Guest) on November 14, 2017

🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

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Hii imenichekesha sana! 😄😂

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Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! 😆👏

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Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🤣😊

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Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

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Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! 😃

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Nilikuwa na siku mbaya hadi niliposoma hii! 😅

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Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

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Asante Ackyshine

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Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! 👏🤣

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😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

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