What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

Chiku (Guest) on January 22, 2021

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 21, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Juma (Guest) on January 16, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 15, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 10, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Sultan (Guest) on January 5, 2021

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Issack (Guest) on January 1, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 25, 2020

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 23, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Zubeida (Guest) on December 20, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 14, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Yahya (Guest) on December 4, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 25, 2020

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 24, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Maida (Guest) on November 22, 2020

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Fikiri (Guest) on November 19, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 11, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 10, 2020

😂 So funny!

Latifa (Guest) on November 9, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Khadija (Guest) on November 3, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 29, 2020

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 28, 2020

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Chum (Guest) on October 26, 2020

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 25, 2020

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 24, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 19, 2020

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

George Tenga (Guest) on October 15, 2020

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 11, 2020

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 5, 2020

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 3, 2020

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 2, 2020

😂 I’m saving this one!

Rahma (Guest) on September 29, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 4, 2020

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Chum (Guest) on August 30, 2020

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 29, 2020

😂 This is too funny!

Kazija (Guest) on August 27, 2020

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 21, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 9, 2020

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 20, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 7, 2020

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 27, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Yusuf (Guest) on June 27, 2020

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

James Kimani (Guest) on June 21, 2020

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 16, 2020

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 2, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 28, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 20, 2020

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 18, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 14, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 9, 2020

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Nasra (Guest) on May 7, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Nyota (Guest) on May 5, 2020

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 3, 2020

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Safiya (Guest) on April 30, 2020

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 28, 2020

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 27, 2020

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 27, 2020

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 25, 2020

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Mchawi (Guest) on April 21, 2020

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 13, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂