Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 8, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 29, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 13, 2021

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 12, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 10, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 9, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 3, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 1, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Majid (Guest) on March 28, 2021

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Nuru (Guest) on March 25, 2021

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Jaffar (Guest) on March 20, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

John Kamande (Guest) on March 13, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Issack (Guest) on March 6, 2021

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Mjaka (Guest) on February 24, 2021

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Sarafina (Guest) on February 8, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 3, 2021

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Faiza (Guest) on January 30, 2021

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Ndoto (Guest) on January 27, 2021

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Wande (Guest) on January 27, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 26, 2021

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Zakaria (Guest) on January 24, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 8, 2021

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Shani (Guest) on December 31, 2020

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Juma (Guest) on December 6, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Fatuma (Guest) on November 28, 2020

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Salma (Guest) on November 28, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 10, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 7, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 3, 2020

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 3, 2020

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 1, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Rehema (Guest) on November 1, 2020

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 19, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Hekima (Guest) on October 11, 2020

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 9, 2020

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Baridi (Guest) on September 8, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 31, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 31, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Hamida (Guest) on August 17, 2020

😂 This is too funny!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 14, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 8, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 22, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 17, 2020

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 6, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 3, 2020

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 2, 2020

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Chiku (Guest) on June 29, 2020

🤣 This one got me good!

Rubea (Guest) on June 21, 2020

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 19, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Zakaria (Guest) on June 19, 2020

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Issa (Guest) on June 14, 2020

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 11, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Abubakar (Guest) on June 7, 2020

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 5, 2020

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 26, 2020

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 23, 2020

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 16, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 13, 2020

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 7, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 19, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️