What do you call a fly with no wings?

Mzee (Guest) on September 23, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 19, 2020

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 5, 2020

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 4, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Tambwe (Guest) on September 2, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Mwagonda (Guest) on August 30, 2020

😂 This is a keeper!

George Mallya (Guest) on August 30, 2020

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Zubeida (Guest) on August 20, 2020

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Neema (Guest) on August 16, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 9, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 2, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 27, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Kazija (Guest) on July 13, 2020

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Khatib (Guest) on July 4, 2020

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Husna (Guest) on July 1, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 25, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 7, 2020

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Makame (Guest) on May 31, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Raha (Guest) on May 29, 2020

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 23, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

James Malima (Guest) on May 12, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 11, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Chum (Guest) on May 3, 2020

😄 What a joke!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 1, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Husna (Guest) on April 27, 2020

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Arifa (Guest) on April 24, 2020

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Warda (Guest) on April 22, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 12, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 4, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 28, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 26, 2020

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Jamal (Guest) on March 18, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Wande (Guest) on March 13, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Azima (Guest) on March 11, 2020

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 9, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Salma (Guest) on March 8, 2020

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Husna (Guest) on March 8, 2020

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Jaffar (Guest) on March 2, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Latifa (Guest) on February 28, 2020

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Ali (Guest) on February 28, 2020

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Mchuma (Guest) on February 22, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 10, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 10, 2020

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 29, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 25, 2020

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 22, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 14, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Salima (Guest) on January 8, 2020

😂 I’m saving this one!

Maimuna (Guest) on December 31, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 30, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Kheri (Guest) on December 27, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 27, 2019

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 25, 2019

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 11, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 9, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 7, 2019

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 27, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Nassar (Guest) on November 22, 2019

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 21, 2019

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!