What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?

Ahmed (Guest) on October 20, 2020

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Maulid (Guest) on September 18, 2020

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 16, 2020

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Rukia (Guest) on September 6, 2020

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Chiku (Guest) on August 30, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Shani (Guest) on August 23, 2020

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Omari (Guest) on August 6, 2020

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 26, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 22, 2020

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 20, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 9, 2020

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 1, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Zuhura (Guest) on June 21, 2020

😂 This is a keeper!

Mchuma (Guest) on June 20, 2020

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Baraka (Guest) on June 13, 2020

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 3, 2020

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 27, 2020

😆 Bookmarking this!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 26, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 23, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Salma (Guest) on May 17, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Issack (Guest) on May 7, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 5, 2020

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 2, 2020

🤣 Brilliant joke!

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 29, 2020

😄 Too good!

Zuhura (Guest) on April 28, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 13, 2020

Thanks Ackyshine

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 2, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Habiba (Guest) on March 12, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Masika (Guest) on March 1, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 22, 2020

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 6, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 5, 2020

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 30, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Zawadi (Guest) on January 28, 2020

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 27, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 7, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 26, 2019

😂 So funny!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 16, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Jafari (Guest) on December 13, 2019

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Mashaka (Guest) on December 7, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 3, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 15, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 9, 2019

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 1, 2019

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Kheri (Guest) on October 31, 2019

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

George Tenga (Guest) on October 31, 2019

🤣 Sending this now!

Sarafina (Guest) on October 30, 2019

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Maulid (Guest) on October 22, 2019

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Zuhura (Guest) on September 27, 2019

😆 This one really got me!

Sultan (Guest) on September 27, 2019

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 5, 2019

😁 This just made my day!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 4, 2019

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 4, 2019

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 2, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 18, 2019

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 17, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

John Lissu (Guest) on August 12, 2019

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 8, 2019

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 5, 2019

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 25, 2019

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️