Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

Arifa (Guest) on August 29, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 25, 2020

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Maneno (Guest) on August 13, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Asha (Guest) on August 12, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 25, 2020

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 23, 2020

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Rahma (Guest) on July 21, 2020

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Rashid (Guest) on July 13, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 11, 2020

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 6, 2020

🤣 Sending this now!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 2, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Ali (Guest) on June 26, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 12, 2020

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 9, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 26, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Kheri (Guest) on May 18, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Baridi (Guest) on May 5, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Ahmed (Guest) on April 30, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Leila (Guest) on April 30, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Tambwe (Guest) on April 29, 2020

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 13, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

Rahma (Guest) on April 7, 2020

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 25, 2020

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 25, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 19, 2020

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 16, 2020

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 13, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 12, 2020

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 12, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 26, 2020

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Maneno (Guest) on February 24, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Faiza (Guest) on February 19, 2020

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Chiku (Guest) on February 18, 2020

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 16, 2020

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Chiku (Guest) on February 13, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 11, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 6, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 5, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 28, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 24, 2020

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Amani (Guest) on January 3, 2020

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 2, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 29, 2019

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 24, 2019

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Nahida (Guest) on December 16, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 5, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 25, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 20, 2019

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Zawadi (Guest) on November 18, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Abdillah (Guest) on November 10, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Tabu (Guest) on November 4, 2019

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 1, 2019

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Amani (Guest) on October 29, 2019

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Umi (Guest) on October 28, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Abdullah (Guest) on October 25, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Rukia (Guest) on October 25, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 10, 2019

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Shukuru (Guest) on October 9, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 7, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 2, 2019

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!