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Short Answer: Because they taste funny! 🤡🍴
Explanation: Animals don't eat clowns because they taste funny, not in a ha-ha funny way, but in a strange and unusual way. Clowns are known for their colorful outfits, exaggerated makeup, and funny antics, so animals might find their taste rather peculiar and not very appetizing. It's best to leave the clowns for the humans to enjoy at the circus! 🎪🦁🍿
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Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 18, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 27, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
John Mushi (Guest) on August 20, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Shani (Guest) on August 8, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 6, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 29, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
John Mushi (Guest) on July 29, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 25, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 15, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 7, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 6, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Hashim (Guest) on July 1, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
Nchi (Guest) on June 23, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
John Mushi (Guest) on June 20, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 8, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 23, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 20, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 13, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 9, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 6, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 1, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Tabu (Guest) on April 30, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 28, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Khalifa (Guest) on April 8, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 2, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 30, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 18, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Fatuma (Guest) on February 29, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 23, 2020
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Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 17, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 16, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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😆 Bookmarking this!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 6, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Mazrui (Guest) on January 30, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 26, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Habiba (Guest) on January 20, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Biashara (Guest) on January 8, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Jafari (Guest) on January 6, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 4, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 3, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Tambwe (Guest) on December 26, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Mwanais (Guest) on December 15, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Nyota (Guest) on December 8, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 3, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 26, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
Zuhura (Guest) on November 12, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 4, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 3, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Khalifa (Guest) on November 2, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!
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If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 27, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 26, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 20, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Sarafina (Guest) on October 18, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Nuru (Guest) on October 17, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂