What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

Mohamed (Guest) on February 10, 2020

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Bahati (Guest) on January 29, 2020

😅 I needed that!

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 29, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Hashim (Guest) on January 24, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 23, 2020

Thanks Ackyshine

John Kamande (Guest) on January 18, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 16, 2020

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Mchuma (Guest) on January 14, 2020

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Leila (Guest) on January 7, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 26, 2019

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 24, 2019

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Issack (Guest) on December 21, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 20, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 8, 2019

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 7, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Sharifa (Guest) on December 6, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 18, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Mazrui (Guest) on November 5, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 4, 2019

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 22, 2019

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 7, 2019

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Kheri (Guest) on October 3, 2019

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 30, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Ali (Guest) on September 30, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 26, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 21, 2019

😆 Still cracking up!

James Malima (Guest) on September 17, 2019

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 16, 2019

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 10, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 7, 2019

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 3, 2019

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 30, 2019

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 20, 2019

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 19, 2019

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 17, 2019

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Juma (Guest) on August 16, 2019

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 12, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Khamis (Guest) on August 11, 2019

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Maida (Guest) on August 4, 2019

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 8, 2019

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Farida (Guest) on July 7, 2019

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 5, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Khadija (Guest) on June 20, 2019

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 20, 2019

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Hekima (Guest) on June 7, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Rukia (Guest) on June 5, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 26, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 11, 2019

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 7, 2019

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 5, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Umi (Guest) on May 1, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 27, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 19, 2019

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 12, 2019

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Zainab (Guest) on April 11, 2019

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Salum (Guest) on April 10, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 19, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 22, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 17, 2019

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Abubakari (Guest) on February 12, 2019

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵