What do you give a sick lemon?

Khalifa (Guest) on January 18, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 14, 2020

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 12, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 12, 2020

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 7, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 7, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Umi (Guest) on January 4, 2020

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Khalifa (Guest) on December 31, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Ali (Guest) on December 30, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mustafa (Guest) on December 18, 2019

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Fadhila (Guest) on December 9, 2019

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Tabu (Guest) on December 8, 2019

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 2, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 1, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 20, 2019

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 18, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Maimuna (Guest) on November 3, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Latifa (Guest) on October 28, 2019

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 25, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Masika (Guest) on October 24, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 24, 2019

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 22, 2019

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 18, 2019

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 14, 2019

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 10, 2019

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 5, 2019

😆 Still cracking up!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 20, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 18, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Mashaka (Guest) on September 3, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Mjaka (Guest) on August 31, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Rahim (Guest) on August 30, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Khalifa (Guest) on August 29, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Jaffar (Guest) on August 24, 2019

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Juma (Guest) on August 20, 2019

😂 So funny!

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 13, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Jafari (Guest) on August 12, 2019

🤣 This joke is too good!

Sekela (Guest) on August 5, 2019

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 4, 2019

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 1, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 31, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 24, 2019

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 21, 2019

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Nashon (Guest) on July 18, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Maneno (Guest) on June 30, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Kheri (Guest) on June 18, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 5, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Sumaya (Guest) on June 4, 2019

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 3, 2019

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 1, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

John Lissu (Guest) on May 31, 2019

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Juma (Guest) on May 27, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Rukia (Guest) on May 21, 2019

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 19, 2019

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 16, 2019

😂 I’m saving this one!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 6, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 1, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Asha (Guest) on April 23, 2019

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 17, 2019

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 14, 2019

😅 I’m still laughing!