What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 8, 2019

😄 What a joke!

Maimuna (Guest) on December 8, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Raha (Guest) on November 28, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 27, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Hawa (Guest) on November 25, 2019

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 24, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 16, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Nashon (Guest) on November 1, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 23, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 16, 2019

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 14, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 12, 2019

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 2, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Ahmed (Guest) on October 1, 2019

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Asha (Guest) on September 21, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 3, 2019

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Sarafina (Guest) on September 3, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 2, 2019

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 27, 2019

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Zakia (Guest) on August 25, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Rehema (Guest) on August 25, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 14, 2019

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Abubakar (Guest) on August 6, 2019

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Arifa (Guest) on August 5, 2019

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 27, 2019

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Wande (Guest) on July 12, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 8, 2019

😄 You got me!

Ali (Guest) on July 4, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Sekela (Guest) on July 3, 2019

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 15, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Salum (Guest) on June 9, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 8, 2019

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Nchi (Guest) on June 5, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Chum (Guest) on June 1, 2019

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Sekela (Guest) on May 29, 2019

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 22, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 19, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 10, 2019

😆 That punchline was epic!

Shabani (Guest) on May 5, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 5, 2019

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 23, 2019

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Zulekha (Guest) on April 19, 2019

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Khamis (Guest) on April 12, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 31, 2019

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Mashaka (Guest) on March 25, 2019

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 23, 2019

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 14, 2019

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Abubakari (Guest) on March 13, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 9, 2019

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 1, 2019

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Rukia (Guest) on February 25, 2019

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 20, 2019

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 19, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Aziza (Guest) on February 13, 2019

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Aziza (Guest) on February 13, 2019

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 13, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 7, 2019

🤣 This joke is too good!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 5, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 23, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Maneno (Guest) on January 19, 2019

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬