A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ππ
Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 21, 2020
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
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Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
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Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Shabani (Guest) on March 30, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 29, 2020
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Nasra (Guest) on March 7, 2020
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 29, 2020
π Iβm saving this one!
Latifa (Guest) on February 28, 2020
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Daudi (Guest) on February 27, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Fatuma (Guest) on February 23, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 23, 2020
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 10, 2020
π Still cracking up!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 7, 2020
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Yahya (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Amani (Guest) on February 3, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Arifa (Guest) on January 28, 2020
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 19, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 15, 2020
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 30, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 28, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
John Lissu (Guest) on December 26, 2019
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Robert Okello (Guest) on December 25, 2019
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Nchi (Guest) on December 16, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Shamsa (Guest) on December 7, 2019
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 5, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Abubakar (Guest) on December 1, 2019
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Neema (Guest) on December 1, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Mwalimu (Guest) on November 29, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 25, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Abdullah (Guest) on November 25, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 24, 2019
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Abubakari (Guest) on November 19, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Shani (Guest) on November 17, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 9, 2019
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Mchawi (Guest) on November 9, 2019
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Jaffar (Guest) on November 7, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 3, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 26, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Shamim (Guest) on October 25, 2019
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 21, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 7, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Maneno (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Khatib (Guest) on September 24, 2019
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 20, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 17, 2019
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 16, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 8, 2019
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Husna (Guest) on August 5, 2019
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 26, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Mohamed (Guest) on July 22, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Latifa (Guest) on July 11, 2019
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 8, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Mzee (Guest) on June 21, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 16, 2019
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2019
π Rolling on the floor!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 7, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Nasra (Guest) on May 29, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Mhina (Guest) on May 24, 2019
π Too good!
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 12, 2019
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³