What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 17, 2019

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 12, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Sekela (Guest) on August 8, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 31, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 30, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Zawadi (Guest) on July 26, 2019

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 24, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Hassan (Guest) on July 22, 2019

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 12, 2019

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 8, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Hashim (Guest) on July 5, 2019

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Chiku (Guest) on June 30, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 23, 2019

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Maulid (Guest) on June 2, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 2, 2019

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Halima (Guest) on May 30, 2019

😆 Bookmarking this!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 17, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Rahma (Guest) on May 16, 2019

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 14, 2019

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Mzee (Guest) on May 12, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 11, 2019

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Sekela (Guest) on May 11, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 9, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 1, 2019

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 20, 2019

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

George Mallya (Guest) on April 5, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Athumani (Guest) on April 1, 2019

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 31, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 19, 2019

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 17, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 28, 2019

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 10, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Abubakari (Guest) on February 2, 2019

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Omar (Guest) on January 24, 2019

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Amir (Guest) on January 24, 2019

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Kheri (Guest) on January 24, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mgeni (Guest) on January 23, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 19, 2019

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 18, 2019

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 14, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Ndoto (Guest) on January 12, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Asha (Guest) on January 12, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 29, 2018

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 18, 2018

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 14, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Maneno (Guest) on December 5, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 4, 2018

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Daudi (Guest) on December 4, 2018

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 3, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 26, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 22, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Hawa (Guest) on November 18, 2018

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Abubakar (Guest) on November 17, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 16, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 2, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 31, 2018

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 19, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Raha (Guest) on October 10, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 3, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 23, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!