What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 20, 2019

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Majid (Guest) on October 18, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

James Kimani (Guest) on October 17, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Yusra (Guest) on October 5, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Tambwe (Guest) on September 29, 2019

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Kazija (Guest) on September 28, 2019

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Kassim (Guest) on September 6, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 6, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 30, 2019

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Husna (Guest) on August 7, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 23, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 22, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mohamed (Guest) on July 19, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 8, 2019

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 4, 2019

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 1, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 1, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 1, 2019

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Habiba (Guest) on May 31, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Zulekha (Guest) on May 31, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Farida (Guest) on May 24, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Binti (Guest) on May 14, 2019

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 13, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Hekima (Guest) on May 11, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Masika (Guest) on May 5, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 29, 2019

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Ali (Guest) on April 27, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 26, 2019

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Masika (Guest) on April 26, 2019

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 23, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 20, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 13, 2019

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 10, 2019

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 24, 2019

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Athumani (Guest) on March 20, 2019

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 14, 2019

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 27, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Amir (Guest) on February 23, 2019

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Abubakar (Guest) on February 13, 2019

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 11, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 10, 2019

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 8, 2019

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Fikiri (Guest) on January 30, 2019

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 18, 2019

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Anna Malela (Guest) on January 16, 2019

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 31, 2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 16, 2018

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 15, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 15, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

James Kimani (Guest) on December 3, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 30, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 26, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 19, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 15, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 12, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Salma (Guest) on October 19, 2018

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 17, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 12, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

John Malisa (Guest) on October 11, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 10, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!