Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 17, 2019

😂 I’m dying!

Yusra (Guest) on November 17, 2019

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 11, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Yahya (Guest) on November 7, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Jabir (Guest) on October 23, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 14, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Kahina (Guest) on October 13, 2019

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Sarafina (Guest) on October 8, 2019

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 4, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 3, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Athumani (Guest) on September 27, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 17, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 16, 2019

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 15, 2019

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 11, 2019

Thanks Ackyshine

Binti (Guest) on August 29, 2019

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Issa (Guest) on August 25, 2019

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 19, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 13, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 10, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Maneno (Guest) on August 9, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 9, 2019

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 3, 2019

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Josephine (Guest) on July 28, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 27, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 27, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Raha (Guest) on July 21, 2019

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 21, 2019

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 17, 2019

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Nahida (Guest) on July 14, 2019

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Khadija (Guest) on July 11, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Wande (Guest) on July 8, 2019

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Sekela (Guest) on July 3, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Makame (Guest) on June 26, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 16, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 21, 2019

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 19, 2019

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 17, 2019

🤣 This one’s fire!

Halimah (Guest) on May 17, 2019

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Chum (Guest) on May 15, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 11, 2019

😁 This just made my day!

Khatib (Guest) on May 6, 2019

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Daudi (Guest) on April 18, 2019

😆 That punchline was epic!

Jafari (Guest) on April 16, 2019

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 10, 2019

😄 You got me!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 26, 2019

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Muslima (Guest) on March 22, 2019

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Mwinyi (Guest) on March 21, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Mwagonda (Guest) on March 21, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 5, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 1, 2019

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Amani (Guest) on February 28, 2019

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 20, 2019

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Omar (Guest) on February 13, 2019

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 1, 2019

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 30, 2019

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 26, 2019

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Jamal (Guest) on January 26, 2019

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Makame (Guest) on January 20, 2019

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 18, 2019

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥