What has 18 legs and catches flies?

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 8, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Rabia (Guest) on November 30, 2018

😅 I needed that!

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 24, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Ndoto (Guest) on November 13, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 9, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Azima (Guest) on November 8, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 1, 2018

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 16, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

John Kamande (Guest) on September 23, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Fadhili (Guest) on September 23, 2018

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Zainab (Guest) on September 18, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 18, 2018

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 17, 2018

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

George Tenga (Guest) on September 16, 2018

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 13, 2018

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Baraka (Guest) on September 6, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Rahma (Guest) on September 2, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 23, 2018

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 19, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Amir (Guest) on July 30, 2018

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 22, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 20, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 19, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Warda (Guest) on July 18, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 1, 2018

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 14, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 13, 2018

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 11, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Amir (Guest) on June 10, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 10, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 8, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Nashon (Guest) on May 8, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Rubea (Guest) on May 6, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Leila (Guest) on April 14, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 31, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 31, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 21, 2018

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Halimah (Guest) on March 17, 2018

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Chiku (Guest) on March 10, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 1, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 20, 2018

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 13, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Jamila (Guest) on February 11, 2018

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 4, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Mjaka (Guest) on February 2, 2018

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 1, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Abdullah (Guest) on January 30, 2018

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Abubakari (Guest) on January 25, 2018

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Zainab (Guest) on January 17, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 13, 2018

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 11, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Omari (Guest) on January 9, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 8, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Warda (Guest) on January 7, 2018

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Neema (Guest) on January 7, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Sultan (Guest) on January 1, 2018

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 29, 2017

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 29, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 21, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 20, 2017

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄