Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_4d3115208aa19461e2bfaf817295a9c3, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/display_user.php on line
4
Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/display_user.php on line
4
What has four wheels and flies?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: A garbage truck! ππ¦
Explanation: A garbage truck has four wheels and often attracts flies because of the trash it carries. This answer adds a touch of humor by combining the unexpected idea of flies with the utility vehicle, resulting in a fun and silly image. The truck emoji adds a playful element to the response, enhancing the overall cheerfulness.
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_4d3115208aa19461e2bfaf817295a9c3, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/comments.php on line
4
Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/comments.php on line
4
Please log in or register to leave a comment or reply.
Related Posts
Short Answer: The witch had to go to the Broom Correction Center! π§Ήπ
Explanation: Wh...
Read More
Short Answer: With unique hare-ests! π©π
Explanation: To catch an unusual rabbit, you...
Read More
Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! π²π
Explanation: The play on words here is th...
Read More
Short Answer: They all know how to "split" and make impressive "peels"! ππ...
Read More
Short Answer: The witch had to go to the Broom Correction Center! π§Ήπ
Explanation: Wh...
Read More
A tornado's favorite game to play is... Twister! πͺοΈπͺοΈπͺοΈ
Explanation: Twiste...
Read More
Short Answer: In a feather-brained fashion show! π¦
Explanation: The humorous answer sug...
Read More
Ocean: "Long time no sea! π So wave hello!"
Explanation: This answer plays on...
Read More
Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair &qu...
Read More
Boy Pickle: "You're kind of a big dill, aren't ya?" π₯β€οΈ
Girl Pickle: "Well,...
Read More
Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! βοΈπ§ββοΈ
Explanation: When you cross ...
Read More
Answer: Santa Claus π
Explanation: In December, we have the delightful presence of Sant...
Read More
Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 20, 2018
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 13, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 10, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 3, 2018
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Yahya (Guest) on November 3, 2018
π This is gold!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 1, 2018
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Jaffar (Guest) on October 19, 2018
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
James Malima (Guest) on October 19, 2018
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Mwajabu (Guest) on October 17, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Baraka (Guest) on October 16, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 6, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Khalifa (Guest) on September 24, 2018
π Still cracking up!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 20, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 6, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 2, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 17, 2018
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Mhina (Guest) on August 15, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 11, 2018
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 10, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Shabani (Guest) on August 10, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 5, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 27, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 25, 2018
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 24, 2018
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 19, 2018
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 11, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 30, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Mohamed (Guest) on June 21, 2018
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
John Mushi (Guest) on June 14, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 14, 2018
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 28, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Nasra (Guest) on May 22, 2018
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
David Sokoine (Guest) on May 20, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Makame (Guest) on May 18, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 9, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Zuhura (Guest) on May 3, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! π
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 27, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 24, 2018
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 24, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 16, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 13, 2018
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 7, 2018
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 7, 2018
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Frank Macha (Guest) on April 4, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 2, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 31, 2018
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 28, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Selemani (Guest) on March 23, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Abdillah (Guest) on February 27, 2018
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Halima (Guest) on February 22, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 5, 2018
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 27, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Sarafina (Guest) on January 20, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 4, 2018
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Hawa (Guest) on January 3, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Latifa (Guest) on January 1, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 27, 2017
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 25, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 3, 2017
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!