Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 10, 2019

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Masika (Guest) on March 6, 2019

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Shukuru (Guest) on February 15, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 11, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 8, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 7, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Wande (Guest) on February 6, 2019

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 27, 2019

😁 This made my day!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 21, 2019

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Zuhura (Guest) on January 20, 2019

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 9, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Furaha (Guest) on January 7, 2019

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Kiza (Guest) on January 6, 2019

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Josephine (Guest) on January 4, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 1, 2019

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Hashim (Guest) on December 28, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Halima (Guest) on December 23, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Sultan (Guest) on December 21, 2018

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 13, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Zubeida (Guest) on November 22, 2018

🤣 This one’s fire!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 20, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Safiya (Guest) on November 19, 2018

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Omar (Guest) on November 18, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 27, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 27, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 16, 2018

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 24, 2018

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Binti (Guest) on September 12, 2018

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Khalifa (Guest) on August 25, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 18, 2018

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 17, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 14, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 13, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 7, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Asha (Guest) on August 1, 2018

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 24, 2018

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Nuru (Guest) on July 16, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 4, 2018

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Selemani (Guest) on June 28, 2018

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Tabu (Guest) on June 26, 2018

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Salma (Guest) on June 20, 2018

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 15, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 7, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Jaffar (Guest) on June 6, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Hawa (Guest) on June 6, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 4, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Hamida (Guest) on May 27, 2018

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Shukuru (Guest) on May 27, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 17, 2018

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Mariam (Guest) on May 9, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 22, 2018

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Hassan (Guest) on April 22, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 18, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Salima (Guest) on April 18, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Zulekha (Guest) on April 5, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 30, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 29, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 24, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 24, 2018

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Maneno (Guest) on March 21, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲