Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 23, 2019

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 19, 2019

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 10, 2019

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 10, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 7, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Yusra (Guest) on April 6, 2019

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Kahina (Guest) on March 5, 2019

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 17, 2019

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 9, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 9, 2019

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 4, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 30, 2019

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Athumani (Guest) on January 26, 2019

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Latifa (Guest) on January 21, 2019

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Zawadi (Guest) on January 14, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 12, 2019

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Umi (Guest) on December 27, 2018

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 21, 2018

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Maida (Guest) on December 9, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 8, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 6, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Umi (Guest) on November 27, 2018

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 1, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mjaka (Guest) on October 31, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 31, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

George Tenga (Guest) on October 14, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 10, 2018

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Nassor (Guest) on October 5, 2018

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 3, 2018

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 12, 2018

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Raha (Guest) on September 8, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 5, 2018

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 31, 2018

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

John Lissu (Guest) on August 12, 2018

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 11, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Zubeida (Guest) on August 11, 2018

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 2, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 15, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 14, 2018

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Biashara (Guest) on June 25, 2018

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Shani (Guest) on June 23, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Mazrui (Guest) on June 19, 2018

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Zuhura (Guest) on June 16, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Rashid (Guest) on June 8, 2018

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Nasra (Guest) on June 5, 2018

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 30, 2018

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Sarafina (Guest) on May 27, 2018

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Mchuma (Guest) on May 10, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Omari (Guest) on May 6, 2018

😁 This is gold!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 4, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Zuhura (Guest) on April 29, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 24, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 16, 2018

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Sultan (Guest) on April 2, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

James Kimani (Guest) on March 21, 2018

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Mwachumu (Guest) on March 18, 2018

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Rabia (Guest) on March 18, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 11, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 23, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Rahma (Guest) on February 12, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔