Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?

Rabia (Guest) on January 8, 2019

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Halima (Guest) on January 7, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 28, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 28, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 11, 2018

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 23, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Jaffar (Guest) on October 12, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Hekima (Guest) on October 9, 2018

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Maida (Guest) on October 8, 2018

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 30, 2018

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 30, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Jabir (Guest) on September 28, 2018

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 10, 2018

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 7, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 29, 2018

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 26, 2018

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Abdullah (Guest) on August 21, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 20, 2018

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Juma (Guest) on August 20, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 18, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Chiku (Guest) on August 14, 2018

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 7, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 4, 2018

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 30, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

Mwanais (Guest) on July 22, 2018

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 20, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Mariam (Guest) on July 16, 2018

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Amani (Guest) on July 12, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

Zuhura (Guest) on July 9, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Salum (Guest) on July 7, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Mazrui (Guest) on July 4, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Jamal (Guest) on July 4, 2018

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 19, 2018

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 13, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 12, 2018

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 10, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Chum (Guest) on June 7, 2018

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 1, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Kahina (Guest) on May 29, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 21, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 14, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Salima (Guest) on May 5, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 4, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Jaffar (Guest) on May 2, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 1, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Nashon (Guest) on April 23, 2018

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 8, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 3, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 30, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Biashara (Guest) on March 25, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Habiba (Guest) on March 18, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 14, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 24, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 6, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 25, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 21, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 21, 2018

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Makame (Guest) on January 13, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 3, 2018

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 26, 2017

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄