John Lissu (Guest) on November 7, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 6, 2018

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Fikiri (Guest) on November 6, 2018

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 5, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 31, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 31, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Safiya (Guest) on October 24, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Zakaria (Guest) on October 22, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 21, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

David Nyerere (Guest) on October 11, 2018

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 9, 2018

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 8, 2018

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 2, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 29, 2018

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 24, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 21, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Chum (Guest) on September 20, 2018

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Latifa (Guest) on September 6, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 31, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Khamis (Guest) on August 28, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Hekima (Guest) on August 26, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 18, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 19, 2018

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Kheri (Guest) on July 11, 2018

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 9, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Sarafina (Guest) on June 28, 2018

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Neema (Guest) on June 27, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 25, 2018

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

George Tenga (Guest) on June 22, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 19, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 15, 2018

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Arifa (Guest) on May 31, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Umi (Guest) on May 29, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 27, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 15, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 4, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Hamida (Guest) on May 4, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Tabu (Guest) on April 30, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 27, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Abubakari (Guest) on April 22, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Maneno (Guest) on April 17, 2018

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Khamis (Guest) on April 5, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 2, 2018

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 27, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Khatib (Guest) on March 21, 2018

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 16, 2018

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 4, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 23, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Khadija (Guest) on February 10, 2018

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Zubeida (Guest) on February 4, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Habiba (Guest) on January 22, 2018

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 21, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 20, 2018

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 19, 2018

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on January 16, 2018

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 11, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Mohamed (Guest) on January 8, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 6, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

John Lissu (Guest) on December 28, 2017

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 12, 2017

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧