John Malisa (Guest) on November 7, 2017

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 31, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Nashon (Guest) on October 28, 2017

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 26, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Shamim (Guest) on October 24, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Kazija (Guest) on October 24, 2017

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 11, 2017

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 6, 2017

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Fikiri (Guest) on October 4, 2017

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 30, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Arifa (Guest) on September 6, 2017

😄 You got me good!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 4, 2017

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Abdillah (Guest) on September 2, 2017

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 2, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Jabir (Guest) on August 31, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Azima (Guest) on August 21, 2017

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 20, 2017

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Bakari (Guest) on August 11, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 7, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 26, 2017

😂 So funny!

Ndoto (Guest) on July 14, 2017

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 9, 2017

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Rehema (Guest) on July 7, 2017

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Husna (Guest) on July 7, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 6, 2017

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 5, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 2, 2017

🤣 This joke is too good!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 30, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2017

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 12, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mazrui (Guest) on June 9, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Kheri (Guest) on June 7, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 6, 2017

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Fikiri (Guest) on May 26, 2017

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 26, 2017

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 5, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 26, 2017

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Mhina (Guest) on April 22, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Jamal (Guest) on April 17, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 16, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 16, 2017

😃 Instant mood boost!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 4, 2017

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Zainab (Guest) on March 20, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 19, 2017

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 12, 2017

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

George Tenga (Guest) on March 6, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 22, 2017

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 17, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!

Fadhili (Guest) on February 6, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Mazrui (Guest) on February 6, 2017

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 23, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Khadija (Guest) on January 15, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 15, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 7, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Latifa (Guest) on January 5, 2017

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Omar (Guest) on January 5, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Nassor (Guest) on January 3, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 1, 2017

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 29, 2016

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 28, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻