What do birds do on Halloween?

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 11, 2017

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Kijakazi (Guest) on November 7, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 1, 2017

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Juma (Guest) on October 20, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Sultan (Guest) on October 20, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 14, 2017

😆 Bookmarking this!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 12, 2017

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 30, 2017

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Sarafina (Guest) on September 26, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 17, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Kassim (Guest) on September 15, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 12, 2017

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 8, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Rashid (Guest) on September 7, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Arifa (Guest) on September 3, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 1, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 31, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 16, 2017

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 14, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 29, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 25, 2017

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 23, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 11, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Amir (Guest) on July 8, 2017

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 5, 2017

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Aziza (Guest) on June 26, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 21, 2017

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Mashaka (Guest) on June 13, 2017

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Azima (Guest) on June 7, 2017

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 3, 2017

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Majid (Guest) on June 2, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mchawi (Guest) on May 23, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Sharifa (Guest) on May 15, 2017

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 13, 2017

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 4, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

John Mushi (Guest) on April 26, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 23, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Nchi (Guest) on April 21, 2017

😅 I needed that laugh!

Kassim (Guest) on April 19, 2017

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 8, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Khalifa (Guest) on April 7, 2017

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 28, 2017

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 23, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 18, 2017

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Hekima (Guest) on March 16, 2017

😁 This made my day!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 10, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Majid (Guest) on February 17, 2017

😁 This just made my day!

Athumani (Guest) on February 17, 2017

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 12, 2017

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Neema (Guest) on February 10, 2017

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 8, 2017

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Safiya (Guest) on February 5, 2017

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Amani (Guest) on February 2, 2017

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Khadija (Guest) on January 31, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 23, 2017

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Hashim (Guest) on January 9, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 8, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 4, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 2, 2017

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 1, 2017

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣