Amina (Guest) on March 16, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 11, 2018

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 9, 2018

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 2, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Khalifa (Guest) on February 24, 2018

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 22, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Majid (Guest) on February 21, 2018

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 16, 2018

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 12, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Jabir (Guest) on February 7, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Yusra (Guest) on February 3, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Umi (Guest) on February 1, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 26, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 25, 2018

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 20, 2018

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 16, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Zulekha (Guest) on January 9, 2018

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 9, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Omari (Guest) on December 18, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Selemani (Guest) on December 14, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Husna (Guest) on December 4, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 3, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 21, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 16, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 16, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 11, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Anna Malela (Guest) on November 10, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 5, 2017

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 3, 2017

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Maulid (Guest) on November 1, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Shukuru (Guest) on October 17, 2017

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 10, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Salima (Guest) on October 3, 2017

😂 So funny!

Aziza (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 23, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Salum (Guest) on September 12, 2017

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Farida (Guest) on September 4, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 19, 2017

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 6, 2017

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Mwanais (Guest) on July 28, 2017

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 19, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Saidi (Guest) on July 15, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!

Kheri (Guest) on July 15, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 11, 2017

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 24, 2017

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Tabu (Guest) on June 14, 2017

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Rehema (Guest) on June 6, 2017

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 3, 2017

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 23, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Rehema (Guest) on May 10, 2017

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 8, 2017

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mchawi (Guest) on April 23, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Nuru (Guest) on April 23, 2017

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Nasra (Guest) on April 14, 2017

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Jabir (Guest) on April 7, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Khatib (Guest) on April 5, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 26, 2017

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 25, 2017

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 13, 2017

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 13, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬