If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

Hawa (Guest) on January 23, 2017

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Nasra (Guest) on January 15, 2017

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 12, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 6, 2017

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Farida (Guest) on January 5, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Ibrahim (Guest) on January 2, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 31, 2016

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Mariam (Guest) on December 29, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 26, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Kazija (Guest) on December 23, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 22, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Saidi (Guest) on December 16, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 8, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 5, 2016

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Husna (Guest) on December 2, 2016

😂 Sharing right away!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 22, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Khatib (Guest) on November 19, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Habiba (Guest) on November 18, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 15, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Abubakar (Guest) on November 14, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Yusuf (Guest) on November 13, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Khalifa (Guest) on November 6, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 27, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 24, 2016

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 20, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Zainab (Guest) on September 9, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Faiza (Guest) on August 29, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 22, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Athumani (Guest) on August 21, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Shamsa (Guest) on August 21, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 19, 2016

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 19, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 16, 2016

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Leila (Guest) on August 11, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Sofia (Guest) on August 8, 2016

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 3, 2016

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Maida (Guest) on July 31, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Fikiri (Guest) on July 23, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 22, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 20, 2016

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Warda (Guest) on July 14, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 8, 2016

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Sharifa (Guest) on July 7, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Zuhura (Guest) on June 29, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

David Chacha (Guest) on June 22, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 20, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Fikiri (Guest) on June 17, 2016

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Neema (Guest) on June 16, 2016

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Aziza (Guest) on June 16, 2016

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 14, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 8, 2016

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 26, 2016

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 25, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 13, 2016

😄 You got me!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 3, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 28, 2016

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Sumaya (Guest) on April 11, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 10, 2016

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 1, 2016

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔