What did the carrot say to the mushroom?

Abubakar (Guest) on December 30, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Rahma (Guest) on December 26, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Nahida (Guest) on December 21, 2016

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 18, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 18, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 17, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 14, 2016

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Shabani (Guest) on December 11, 2016

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 11, 2016

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Umi (Guest) on December 10, 2016

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 6, 2016

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Hassan (Guest) on November 27, 2016

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 26, 2016

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Abdullah (Guest) on November 26, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Hassan (Guest) on November 25, 2016

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 20, 2016

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Amir (Guest) on November 16, 2016

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Zakia (Guest) on November 14, 2016

🤣 This joke is too good!

Yahya (Guest) on October 29, 2016

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mjaka (Guest) on October 23, 2016

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Mzee (Guest) on October 14, 2016

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Victor Malima (Guest) on October 14, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Rashid (Guest) on October 4, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 20, 2016

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Bahati (Guest) on September 8, 2016

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 2, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 15, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 7, 2016

😄 Too good!

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 5, 2016

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 25, 2016

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 24, 2016

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Shukuru (Guest) on July 24, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Halimah (Guest) on July 17, 2016

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 14, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 2, 2016

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 28, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Baridi (Guest) on June 25, 2016

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 16, 2016

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Khadija (Guest) on June 15, 2016

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 10, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 2, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Abubakar (Guest) on June 1, 2016

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Shukuru (Guest) on May 18, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 17, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 13, 2016

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Majid (Guest) on May 3, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 30, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 28, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 27, 2016

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 26, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Sharifa (Guest) on April 24, 2016

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Sultan (Guest) on April 20, 2016

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Sofia (Guest) on April 6, 2016

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2016

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 30, 2016

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 29, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 1, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 27, 2016

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Shukuru (Guest) on February 24, 2016

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Yusra (Guest) on February 16, 2016

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂