What did the owl say to his sweetheart?

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 2, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 21, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Majid (Guest) on February 21, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Yusuf (Guest) on February 20, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

James Mduma (Guest) on January 22, 2017

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 18, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 17, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Sekela (Guest) on January 12, 2017

😂 Sharing right away!

Halima (Guest) on January 7, 2017

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 1, 2017

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Juma (Guest) on January 1, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 28, 2016

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 27, 2016

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 19, 2016

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 10, 2016

😆 This one really got me!

Fadhili (Guest) on December 10, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 27, 2016

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 13, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Mashaka (Guest) on November 12, 2016

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 2, 2016

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 28, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Sekela (Guest) on October 17, 2016

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 17, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Yusra (Guest) on October 15, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Furaha (Guest) on October 13, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 9, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Zakia (Guest) on October 7, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

John Kamande (Guest) on October 2, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 30, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Fadhili (Guest) on September 29, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Latifa (Guest) on September 29, 2016

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Chiku (Guest) on September 11, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 5, 2016

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Furaha (Guest) on August 26, 2016

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 24, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Jaffar (Guest) on August 15, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 13, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Halima (Guest) on August 13, 2016

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 7, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 1, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 26, 2016

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

George Mallya (Guest) on July 22, 2016

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Mwanais (Guest) on July 21, 2016

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 13, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Hashim (Guest) on June 27, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 13, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 4, 2016

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 30, 2016

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 20, 2016

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Husna (Guest) on May 19, 2016

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 19, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Abubakar (Guest) on May 16, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 15, 2016

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Hamida (Guest) on May 13, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Yusra (Guest) on May 11, 2016

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Hawa (Guest) on May 11, 2016

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Jamal (Guest) on April 29, 2016

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Masika (Guest) on April 28, 2016

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 21, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on April 14, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶