What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?

Daudi (Guest) on April 28, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 27, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Shamim (Guest) on April 27, 2017

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 21, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Hashim (Guest) on April 20, 2017

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 13, 2017

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 12, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 10, 2017

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Fadhila (Guest) on April 7, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 7, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 30, 2017

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Athumani (Guest) on March 30, 2017

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Daudi (Guest) on March 29, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 22, 2017

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 18, 2017

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 14, 2017

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 9, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 2, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Sekela (Guest) on February 24, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 20, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 17, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Fikiri (Guest) on February 14, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 1, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 24, 2017

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 23, 2017

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2017

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 28, 2016

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 26, 2016

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 16, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Abubakari (Guest) on December 16, 2016

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Warda (Guest) on December 2, 2016

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Azima (Guest) on November 18, 2016

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 17, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 15, 2016

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwanais (Guest) on November 5, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 5, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Wande (Guest) on October 31, 2016

😆 This one really got me!

Farida (Guest) on October 25, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Kahina (Guest) on October 23, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Amir (Guest) on October 13, 2016

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 12, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 9, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 1, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

James Kimani (Guest) on September 30, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 8, 2016

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 7, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Amani (Guest) on September 5, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Jabir (Guest) on September 4, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Safiya (Guest) on August 30, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Sumaya (Guest) on August 26, 2016

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 25, 2016

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 16, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 25, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Mashaka (Guest) on July 3, 2016

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 30, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Nahida (Guest) on June 25, 2016

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 23, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 16, 2016

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 15, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Makame (Guest) on June 11, 2016

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽