What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 28, 2017

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Furaha (Guest) on April 26, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 16, 2017

😁 Added to my favorites!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 4, 2017

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 27, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Rahim (Guest) on February 18, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Umi (Guest) on February 14, 2017

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Biashara (Guest) on February 12, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Fatuma (Guest) on February 8, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 2, 2017

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

James Malima (Guest) on February 2, 2017

😄 You got me good!

Rahim (Guest) on February 1, 2017

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 27, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Zulekha (Guest) on January 26, 2017

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 22, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 11, 2017

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Tabu (Guest) on January 9, 2017

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 6, 2017

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mashaka (Guest) on January 5, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 5, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Hassan (Guest) on December 31, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Azima (Guest) on December 31, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Raha (Guest) on December 12, 2016

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Sumaya (Guest) on December 10, 2016

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 26, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 25, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 22, 2016

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Hekima (Guest) on November 19, 2016

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Mariam (Guest) on November 16, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 15, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 11, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Shabani (Guest) on October 26, 2016

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Baridi (Guest) on October 23, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Shani (Guest) on October 20, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 19, 2016

😆 This one really got me!

Chiku (Guest) on October 18, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 5, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 26, 2016

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 25, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 7, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

James Mduma (Guest) on September 4, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Mashaka (Guest) on August 19, 2016

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 3, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 31, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 25, 2016

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 24, 2016

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 17, 2016

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 14, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 9, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 1, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 25, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Aziza (Guest) on June 25, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 24, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Aziza (Guest) on June 8, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 2, 2016

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Majid (Guest) on May 30, 2016

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 29, 2016

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Shani (Guest) on April 23, 2016

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 7, 2016

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 6, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌