What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 9, 2016

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Nuru (Guest) on November 22, 2016

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 21, 2016

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 16, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Nuru (Guest) on November 8, 2016

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 6, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

John Malisa (Guest) on October 28, 2016

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Azima (Guest) on October 28, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 23, 2016

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Jabir (Guest) on October 14, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 3, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Shabani (Guest) on October 2, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 1, 2016

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 29, 2016

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Selemani (Guest) on September 10, 2016

😄 Too good!

Chiku (Guest) on September 10, 2016

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mwanais (Guest) on September 6, 2016

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Nyota (Guest) on September 5, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 2, 2016

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Kiza (Guest) on August 19, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Maneno (Guest) on August 18, 2016

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 18, 2016

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 15, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 13, 2016

😂 I’m dying!

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 9, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 7, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 3, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mhina (Guest) on July 30, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Fikiri (Guest) on July 21, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Issa (Guest) on July 20, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 12, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 5, 2016

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Farida (Guest) on June 30, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Sultan (Guest) on June 15, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 31, 2016

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 30, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 23, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 22, 2016

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 14, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 2, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 10, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Chum (Guest) on April 9, 2016

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Maulid (Guest) on March 31, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 26, 2016

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 26, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 19, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Habiba (Guest) on March 15, 2016

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Sofia (Guest) on March 15, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Binti (Guest) on March 11, 2016

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Omar (Guest) on March 8, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Wande (Guest) on March 2, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 29, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 23, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 20, 2016

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 14, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Fatuma (Guest) on February 2, 2016

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 31, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Umi (Guest) on January 24, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 23, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 22, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!