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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! πŸš²πŸ˜„


Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Grace Minja (Guest) on February 10, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. πŸ˜…πŸ–οΈ

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 21, 2017

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷πŸ₯‹

John Lissu (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βš›οΈπŸ€“

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 9, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜…

Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 2, 2017

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πŸ’ΌπŸ’Έ

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 2, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline comingβ€”hilarious! 🀣

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 28, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ—“οΈπŸ”

Amani (Guest) on December 28, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. πŸ“±πŸ˜΄

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 22, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🀯

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 19, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! πŸ¦žπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ

Rubea (Guest) on November 23, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ”πŸ˜†

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 12, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 4, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 3, 2016

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. πŸ˜πŸ’¬

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 23, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! πŸπŸ“š

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 15, 2016

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! πŸ“±πŸ‘“

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 11, 2016

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Chum (Guest) on October 5, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! πŸ“˜πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 5, 2016

This joke deserves an award! πŸ†

Nahida (Guest) on September 27, 2016

Life is too short to remove USB safely. πŸ”ŒπŸ’»

Salum (Guest) on September 26, 2016

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. πŸ§ΉπŸ˜†

Hashim (Guest) on September 16, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. πŸ·πŸ™

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 7, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! πŸ‘–πŸš¨

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 27, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Fadhili (Guest) on August 22, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! πŸ’΅β„οΈ

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 16, 2016

πŸ˜‚ This joke just made my day!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 10, 2016

🀣 Brilliant joke!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 9, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! πŸ•°οΈπŸ›‹οΈ

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 7, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! πŸ°πŸ›‹οΈ

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 2, 2016

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. πŸ›³οΈπŸ’¦

Salum (Guest) on July 31, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πŸ’ΎπŸ€―

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 28, 2016

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! πŸŒπŸ€’

Mzee (Guest) on July 24, 2016

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! πŸ‚πŸ’€

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 20, 2016

The road to success is always under construction. πŸš§πŸ—οΈ

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 17, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎒🚻

John Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2016

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. πŸ«πŸ˜‚

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 7, 2016

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚑😴

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 6, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ¦‡

Ndoto (Guest) on July 4, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! πŸ˜πŸ–±οΈ

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 25, 2016

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! πŸ±πŸ’œ

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 23, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? πŸ™„πŸ’¬

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 21, 2016

This is pure comedy gold! πŸ˜„

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 20, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. πŸ” πŸ€”

Halimah (Guest) on June 17, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🀯

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 16, 2016

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜…

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 10, 2016

🀣 Pure genius!

Rahma (Guest) on June 8, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🀯

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 29, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. πŸŽ§πŸ€”

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 24, 2016

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŽΆ

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 20, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! πŸŽ‰

Athumani (Guest) on May 2, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. πŸŒžπŸŒ™

Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 21, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 17, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. πŸ—“οΈπŸ˜œ

Nuru (Guest) on April 4, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. πŸ₯ΆπŸ°

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 28, 2016

πŸ˜† I’m dying over here!

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 25, 2016

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! πŸ˜„

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 21, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 13, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπŸ”

Furaha (Guest) on March 12, 2016

πŸ˜„ Totally didn’t see that coming!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 9, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. πŸŽ€πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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