Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 28, 2016

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Jamila (Guest) on September 20, 2016

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Wande (Guest) on September 18, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mchuma (Guest) on August 28, 2016

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Rehema (Guest) on August 26, 2016

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 25, 2016

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 17, 2016

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 15, 2016

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 14, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 6, 2016

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Rashid (Guest) on August 4, 2016

😂 So funny!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 2, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 1, 2016

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 29, 2016

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Kiza (Guest) on July 26, 2016

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 25, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Josephine (Guest) on July 15, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 12, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 9, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Kiza (Guest) on June 26, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mhina (Guest) on June 16, 2016

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 12, 2016

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 8, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Zakia (Guest) on June 7, 2016

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 2, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 30, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 29, 2016

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Nasra (Guest) on May 24, 2016

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 23, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 22, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 20, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Asha (Guest) on May 16, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

George Mallya (Guest) on April 26, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 17, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Mchuma (Guest) on April 3, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 1, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 26, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 24, 2016

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Shamsa (Guest) on March 23, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 5, 2016

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

John Malisa (Guest) on February 26, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 15, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 6, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Mariam (Guest) on January 24, 2016

😂 I’m dying!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 21, 2016

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Farida (Guest) on January 19, 2016

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Asha (Guest) on January 18, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 12, 2016

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Amir (Guest) on January 6, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 31, 2015

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 31, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 30, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 23, 2015

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 22, 2015

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Khatib (Guest) on December 21, 2015

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

John Mushi (Guest) on December 19, 2015

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 9, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 9, 2015

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Raha (Guest) on December 8, 2015

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Faiza (Guest) on November 29, 2015

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳