Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 11, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 5, 2017

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 31, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 27, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 21, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 18, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 17, 2017

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 30, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 30, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 25, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 23, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Fikiri (Guest) on December 10, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 5, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Salima (Guest) on November 28, 2016

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 25, 2016

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Jaffar (Guest) on November 25, 2016

🤣 This joke is too good!

Biashara (Guest) on November 24, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Shukuru (Guest) on November 19, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 14, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 12, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 12, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 12, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Salum (Guest) on November 9, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Hamida (Guest) on November 8, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 3, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Ali (Guest) on November 1, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Mgeni (Guest) on October 26, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 7, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Hamida (Guest) on October 4, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 25, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Shamim (Guest) on September 17, 2016

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 29, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Chiku (Guest) on August 9, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Halima (Guest) on August 4, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 3, 2016

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 29, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 26, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 26, 2016

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Jaffar (Guest) on July 15, 2016

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 11, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Maimuna (Guest) on June 22, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 18, 2016

😄 Perfect joke!

Farida (Guest) on June 18, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Halimah (Guest) on June 13, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 11, 2016

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 4, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 4, 2016

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 27, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 26, 2016

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Amina (Guest) on May 23, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Habiba (Guest) on May 10, 2016

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Selemani (Guest) on May 7, 2016

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Nassar (Guest) on April 30, 2016

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

George Tenga (Guest) on April 27, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Chiku (Guest) on April 25, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Rehema (Guest) on April 19, 2016

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 9, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 5, 2016

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Majid (Guest) on April 3, 2016

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 31, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️