What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

Khalifa (Guest) on September 22, 2024

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 15, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 12, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 6, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 26, 2024

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Zainab (Guest) on August 25, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 19, 2024

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Issack (Guest) on August 16, 2024

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 7, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 4, 2024

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 20, 2024

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 19, 2024

😃 Instant mood boost!

Zakia (Guest) on July 19, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Zulekha (Guest) on July 13, 2024

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 5, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Mazrui (Guest) on June 24, 2024

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Hekima (Guest) on June 10, 2024

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 6, 2024

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 27, 2024

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Asha (Guest) on May 21, 2024

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Neema (Guest) on May 13, 2024

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Mohamed (Guest) on May 11, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 4, 2024

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Halimah (Guest) on April 30, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 29, 2024

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Nassar (Guest) on April 28, 2024

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 24, 2024

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Safiya (Guest) on April 24, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Mchuma (Guest) on April 21, 2024

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 18, 2024

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Zulekha (Guest) on April 2, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 29, 2024

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mwinyi (Guest) on March 24, 2024

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

John Kamande (Guest) on March 21, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 16, 2024

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Rashid (Guest) on March 15, 2024

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Nasra (Guest) on March 12, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Habiba (Guest) on March 2, 2024

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 26, 2024

😂 I’m saving this one!

Josephine (Guest) on January 31, 2024

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 31, 2024

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 11, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 9, 2024

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 30, 2023

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 29, 2023

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 23, 2023

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Amir (Guest) on December 20, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Zakia (Guest) on December 11, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 9, 2023

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 7, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Jaffar (Guest) on December 2, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 19, 2023

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Furaha (Guest) on November 9, 2023

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Ahmed (Guest) on November 7, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 3, 2023

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Yahya (Guest) on October 10, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 10, 2023

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Mazrui (Guest) on September 29, 2023

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

John Mushi (Guest) on September 28, 2023

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 26, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌